LAMORINDA WEEKLY | Moraga Police Blotter

Health scare, 11/09/09 Moraga officers responded to a Camino Ricardo residence along with the fire department on a report of a possible cardiac arrest. The subject was working on the roof of the residence when he complained of exhaustion. Fire department personnel carefully lowered him from the roof and started CPR. He was transported to Kaiser Hospital for further treatment. Due to confidentiality regulations, police were unable to disclose his current condition.

Attempted popsicle burglary, 11/08/09 While a maintenance worker was in the Moraga Commons Snack Shack he discovered that the freezer showed damage to part of its locking device. The upper part of the lock appeared to have been struck by a hard object, police speculate something like a hammer. Turns out the freezer only contained bottled water. Perhaps the theme song for Park staff should be MC Hammer's, "You Can't Touch This."

Egging, 11/06/09 A Fernwood Drive resident called police to report that on Friday night, sometime between 9:30 and 10:00, an unknown suspect tossed about six eggs at her front door. Besides the obvious mess, no damage occurred. The egg-ee said this is the third time that someone has vandalized her home in the past few weeks. Is there a neighborhood watch group in the area? Beware of teens with eggs.

Assault at Nation's, 11/06/09 There was a fight in progress at Nation's Giant Hamburgers in the Rheem Shopping Center at 10:30 p.m. The fight had broken up and most parties had scattered when police showed up. Officers spoke with the 16-year-old victim, a Campolindo student, who was uncooperative with the investigation. Witnesses state that a large group of kids, allegedly from Acalanes, assaulted the victim then fled the scene.