Toilet papered, 1/08/10 A family had been away from their Fernwood Drive residence for a few hours, when they returned unknown suspect(s) had "decorated" the front landscaping with toilet paper and tossed a life-size plaster statue to the ground. Stealthy TP-er's were not seen or heard by neighbors.
Found purse returned to owner, 1/03/10 A good citizen found a purse on the roadway near 7-11 and called police to report it. The purse had a small black wallet that contained California and Australian driver's licenses, gift cards, $12.00 and some loose change. Everything was returned to the owner, who lives in Lafayette.
Profane poop on windshield, 12/31/09 Sometime between 10:30 p.m. on New Year's Eve and 2:00 p.m. on January 1st an unknown suspect wrote a profanity using feces across a Miramonte Drive resident's car windshield, while the vehicle was parked in her designated stall. Additional feces was smeared on the driver's door handle. That is just nasty.
Drunk in public, 12/31/09 At 3:15 in the afternoon a Moraga officer was dispatched to a possible D.U.I. - a car swerving all over the road on Moraga Road at Donald Drive. The driver was located on Ascot Drive as he was getting out of the vehicle. Good news he wasn't driving anymore, bad news he had a blood alcohol level of more than double the legal limit and he was on probation for a prior D.U.I. Because he wasn't driving when the cop caught him he was arrested for drunk in public and probation violation.
Lamorinda Weekly, Moraga CA